The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Just put an arrow in her back whilst saying "oooops" all sarcastically, makes me feel better.

found that she is more trouble then shes worth
stuck a couple of points into stamina and grabbed extra pockets perk and my carry weight is now 510
but I dont suffer from "PICKUP ALL THE THINGS" syndrome

I kina fell in love with mjoll the lioness shes got so much HP and very high heavy armor skill, just give her a two-handed weapon and she will kick ass

Trying to attack some mage, I accidentally slit Lydia's throat. Gave me a sneak skillup, too!

Ooooohh what a nice book we have here

What race would you suggest for a perfect mage??

btw why most races are so ugly?

Perfect mage is easily High Elf. Highborn is amaz0ng for intense fights.

Most? Didn't you mean ALL of them? Be patient... mods will sort that out

only one true mage

ORC ALL THE WAY BABY

Definitely high elf for pure mage You can easily deal with an altmer's magic weakness with a bit of strafing. The magic regeneration more than makes up for it.

First thing I did when I got Lydia was go to that court mage's bedroom (it's the closest) and command her to "Sleep" the bed.
Response: "Not for you, not for anyone."
Even though the mage was already sleeping in it xD

Pick up. ALL THE THINGS!

Or as Penny Arcade put it: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2011/11/14

I pick up all the mushrooms and plants and food and potions but not tankards, baskets, kettles etc.
Then when I am overburdened I throw away anything with a gold to pound ratio less than 10
Then If I'm still over my weight limit it's less than 12
That usually works.

haha that was awesome. Wonder if it was really done or edited in some way

Who needs Thalos with that kind of skill?

I managed to shoot down a bird, was pretty happy with myself.

Not that hard if you have "slow-motion" perk + "eagle eye" perk