Maybe I should stick to this list

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kamasutrah, Nov 3, 2011.

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    Kamasutrah Community Member

    The reasons to pick a gamer as your bf

    Yes, we know it. Having a gamer as your couple can be rather complicated at times, especially when they forget to phone you or they stand you up because they're playing some game. I would recommend not to see only the negative aspects of this but to take into account what the possitive ones are as well. Here is a list that will help you realize that having a boyfriend who's addicted to video games ain't as bad as it seems.

    #You'll always know where he is, playing at home or next to you on the couch.

    #Those long times of resting while he plays will assure you a good performance in bed.

    #He's good with his fingers (all of them).

    #He has a wide range of knowledge: from getting money out of bricks and smashing turtles, to commanding an interstellar army or being the war here the world needs. He knows how to speed on a car and whatever materials are necessary for arming a bomb.

    # He knows each and every martial arts that exist, even those that don't.

    # When he tells you he wants to be your "Player ", you can be sure he loves you.

    # He doesn't spend money on bad habits, only in games and maybe on you.

    # He knows what is trully adorable (Kirby, Pikachu and Okamiden)

    # He has a big heart that will be filled only by you and his gaming console (and sometimes a virtual toon, but don't worry, he can't have it physically).

    # He games so much his hands are excessively soft.

    # If he tells you he loves you more than he loves the universe, feel lucky since a gamer knows more solar systems than Carl Sagan.

    # Every time he goes out, it's literally and adventure.

    # You'll never have a single problem knowing what to give him for Xmas, his Bday or your anniversary; just look for the special editions of the games he constantly talks about while he's with you.

    # He has a casual and relaxed way of dressing.

    # He surely speaks over two or three languages. He even speaks the language of other planets.

    # He doesnt get hyped up when it's the final of the World Cup.

    # His house is a mess, but there's always food and something to drink.

    # If you manage to get him out of your house, his mom will adore you.

    # You know that if he cheats on you with another "girl", that "girl" has three inlets in its back, a green or blue light and only works with electricity.

    # If he's got bags under he's eyes, he didn't go clubbing. He stayed all night up trying to get that achievement or Trophy he was missing.

    # He's great with the guitar, the battery and the mic.

    # If there's a zombie attack you know you can trust him to defend you, or just know he'll be the first one to die.

    # Above it all, you know we're adorable even though you have no idea what the hell we're talking about.

    xD I dunno what you guys think?
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    Astarael Vertically Challenged

    #Those long times of resting while he plays will assure you a good performance in bed.

    not true

    # He games so much his hands are excessively soft.

    exceptionally true

    # If you manage to get him out of your house, his mom will adore you

    true again

    # If there's a zombie attack you know you can trust him to defend you, or just know he'll be the first one to die.

    fuck that shit, I'm a gamer, I know if zombies attack the partner drags us both down. I'd be chucking you at them while I make my escape.
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    Alaisy Veteran BOON

    # He doesnt get hyped up when it's the final of the World Cup.

    Imagine if Ketz' team reached that final of the World Cup...
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    Allstar Just A "Member"

    Outside? What is this place you speak of?
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    Tal The Architect

    Like some 15 year old made this list or what?
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    Feidan Community Member

    So naive and cute but a few certainly apply like presents and mother in law easy love.
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    Omnipresent Potato Farmer

    Ok... so where all the gaming girls at?

    Boon need to get recruiting moar girlz
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    Acina Admin Officer

    We have Aspira we really don't need anymore!
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    Kamasutrah Community Member

    LMAO xD

    @ Astarael : Thanks well they do say women and children first xD
    @Pete: Lord help us xD
    @Allstar: I think it's that place I go when I go to this thing called .... WORK >.>
    @Tal: probably lol
    @Feidan: lmao yeah xD
    @Omni: you probs playing the wrong game only joking just most of the "girls" are Guys In Real Life on Tera :p
    @Acina: LMFAO <3
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    Kephir Veteran BOON

    i haz no time for girls since gaming > irl :D, only digital ones like hot twi'leks in star wars :D are worth my time :p so il keep to my online romances with my companion :D
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    Balmung Veteran BOON

    Now I don't feel like a gamer anymore....YOU BROKE ME :'(
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    Relinquished Veteran BOON

    Shouldn't there be a list entry concerning Captain Morgans up there somewhere?

    ps. gm all
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    Kamasutrah Community Member

    Awww I'm sorry :(
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    Kamasutrah Community Member

    Omg capt morgans!! Lets get drunk reli xD

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