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Maskerad You said there needed more derpy... I got my paints out.

Just got to varnish her!

I bought another Rainbow Dash so if you would like me to make you a derpy and send it to you, just let me know.

I WANTS IT

I MIGHT NOT BE 100% SOBER RIGHT NOW
BUT IMMA PAY YOU FOR SHIPPING AND WHATEVER

BRING ME THE DERPY

Maskerad
Your Derpy is painted and varnished, not my best paintwork but not terrible. PM me where you want it sent, don't worry about postage, it's pretty small and light so won't cost enough to justify the currency conversion.

PM sent.

I think this might warrant an actual RL picture of me.

(I obviously meant showing it off to the forums.)

She won't mind, Masks already said she's fat.

It's ok, I subdued the fiancée with a custom pony (took a glow in the dark pinkie pie, gave her blonde hair, replaced cutie mark with a book cutie mark.... Got sex)

This.

It works, lads.

Juss sayin'.

Now the nerdz 'r gunna be all "whur cna I find deese horsies fer sex?"

To be fair, flowers have the same effect and it has been known for eons. Men are just cheap bastards and won't pay for sex

Go in to a toy shop and ask "excuse me where are your My Little Pony toys please"
It's only embarrassing the first 2-3 times, then I realised that it's no different from parents asking, except dads probably don't get overhead explaining to mums why the pink princess celestia is a disgrace with its gender typecasting quotes unlike the show and how she is white not pink in the show.... That was awkward.

what.

Now that you say it, this is the only possible outcome.
Fizzee, what have you gotten yourself into?

(I solve being bored at work with extra long lunches and the HTTPS version of Reddit. 's good)

Btw, MLP Easter egg in cleveland show today - the top of clevelands card (when being photographed in jail) is
TSRDFSPPRAJ
or
Twighlight Sparkle
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Apple Jack

AKA the mane 6